AJS & Matchless Owners Club

Thanks Janet, lovely to hear from you.

Janet wrote:

spookefoote1956 wrote:I also have another invention called the Tellingphone. It will enable people to communicate over distances in excess of 20 yds. Whadaya think of that then?

spookefoote1956 wrote:I'm not sure that the string will stretch that far and they would have to supply their own tin can!

You're too late, it's been invented before and upgraded. Please see (Alternative) Cyber AGM. http://www.jampot.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=185 I wonder what happened to all those people?

Curses, beaten to it again. I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. It's hot, it hurts but you can cook food on it. I call it fire!

Personally I think it looks more uncomfortable than a rearset footrest but that's just me.

Plugsnpoints wrote:Personally I think it looks more uncomfortable than a rearset footrest but that's just me.

Admittedly I do look like a perched monkey but the drag ratio is greatly reduced. However the right leg is still in the recognised position which does mean that my goolies tend to catch the breeze which as a side effect turn me into a living brass monkey. Clunk!

spookefoote1956 wrote:

Plugsnpoints wrote:Personally I think it looks more uncomfortable than a rearset footrest but that's just me.

Admittedly I do look like a perched monkey but the drag ratio is greatly reduced. However the right leg is still in the recognised position which does mean that my goolies tend to catch the breeze which as a side effect turn me into a living brass monkey. Clunk!

You'd be fine to join the white helmets then. Ok, the blue ones maybe...

I have a name for your device (and for only 60% of any royalties accruing when you market said device) it's the:

SPOOKY FOOTREST !

There you go, interested?
Damn, I should have closed the deal before telling you the name!

Dave T wrote:I have a name for your device (and for only 60% of any royalties accruing when you market said device) it's the:

SPOOKY FOOTREST !

There you go, interested?
Damn, I should have closed the deal before telling you the name!

I think the name is stupid. Doesn't roll off the tongue at all. And if you think you're going to rip me off for 60% you're very much mistaken. I'll give you 80% and not one penny more! They don't call me Lord Sucker for nothing you know.

Back to the drawing board!