Is it me??????????

lawrence · Post by **lawrence** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:13 pm

I chased up my doctor’s surgery today. Last time I was in there the receptionist gave me a flyer advertising their e-mail repeat prescription service. I asked her how they would send the prescription to me if I e-mailed the request to them. “Oh, we’ll post it to you” she said. ‘That sounds alright’ thinks Lawrence 'beats writing out a letter and posting it', so ten days ago I e-mailed my repeat request to them. As it hadn’t arrived by today I chased them up. “Did you send a stamped addressed envelope to us?” asks the receptionist. “No” says I “because I e-mailed the request”. “Oh, you have to send a stamped addressed envelope to us as well Dearie”.

Is it me??????
Edited by - lawrence on 30 Oct 2007 10:15:57 PM

Circlip · Post by **Circlip** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:29 am

Glad to hear good ole blighty has'nt lost it.

Oh I don't miss it.

Dearie???? chuck, duck, mate ,pal and the worst 'luv'

How condescending is that?

'Pie, chips and peas please' "do you want grave luv ?"

"Oh yes I forgot to ask for that, I am a retard and only have the brain of a 4 year old."
Edited by - Circlip on 31 Oct 2007 01:38:14 AM

Janet · Post by **Janet** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:06 am

Lawrence, pet, it's not her fault as the poor darling will be passing on her instructions. Someone will have come up with a seemingly good idea without thinking it through properly. Now laddie, these things happen and at least you haven't seen fit to worry your pretty little head too much about it. We wouldn't want to appear to be a miserable old git, would we, sweetheart?

bag-o-nails · Post by **bag-o-nails** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:02 am

al'right cocker
dont bother with the doctors
just post your sypmtoms on the help forum!!!
cheers me'ol'luv

Mick.E · Post by **Mick.E** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:38 pm

Look Me Duck
If your're well enough to go writing emails,phoning doctors and taking motorbikes for MOTs then you;re well enough to go to work, you can pick your prescription up on the way home. Now stop interupting the doctors receptionist while shes painting her nails and get a grip, there's a good chap.

lawrence · Post by **lawrence** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:27 pm

Circlip · Post by **Circlip** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:20 am

You can get Viagra on prescription now?

No wonder you wanted to Email in your request.

A freind of mine went to the Chemist and said "50 viagra pills please mis". The young girl looked at him disgusted and said " dont you 'mis' me"

He said "Oh well better make that 51 then"Edited by - Circlip on 01 Nov 2007 02:21:36 AM

laxy · Post by **laxy** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:43 pm

I find viagra useful to stop me rolling out of bed when Im asleep