Japanese motorcycle riders

[Janet]

I feel a bit like the cowboy who starts the saloon brawl and then leaves before the sheriff arrives.

[Biscuit]

Janet, - or doing a Geoff Boycott..............

[Janet]

Ah, Geoffrey Boycott - a great hitter!

[Biscuit]

A good hitter occasionally- what was it, four runs per hour, or was it a day. I've given you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were thinking of cricket.